Um, excuse me, can someone explain WHY Donald Trump is swooning over Arnold Palmer's 'unbelievable' genitals?

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

71% : Yes, that Arnold Palmer -- the legendary golfer known for his sportsmanship and philanthropy, not for, well, the details Trump found most noteworthy.
59% : "This man was strong and tough," Trump bellowed.
58% : But maybe the truth is far simpler - maybe Trump has just developed a taste for the dong side.
56% : Now, it's no secret that Trump has a bit of a wandering eye when it comes to his obsessions.
54% : During his campaigning, Trump eventually got around to trotting out his greatest hits - tax cuts for the rich and of course, ranting about THE BOARDER!!!!
43% : As Election Day looms just two weeks away, one might expect Trump to sharpen his arguments into a compelling closing pitch to the American people.
36% : But Trump spending a full 12 minutes rhapsodizing about Palmer's penis and mournfully lamenting that the night would be so much more bigly fun if only the late-Palmer could be there to join him on stage?
35% : We have seen photographic evidence of Trump merrily motorboating a done-up-in-drag Rudy Giuliani on TV, so who knows what to believe anymore?
34% : One can only imagine the late golf icon's reaction to this creepy fanboying - he'd probably be desperate to pull a Houdini and vanish in a puff of smoke (a trick Trump himself is well-versed in).
17% : In fact, Palmer's daughter told The Sporting News in 2018 that her father, a conservative, was so put off by Trump's lack of civility that he would make disgusted noises whenever Trump appeared on TV.

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